Ladies, get ready to touch yourselves.
Guys, get ready to touch yourselves.
Take Aragorn. Make him into a 16th Century Spanish Adventurer piratical hero figure. Make the fighting grittier.
Viggo Mortgensen speaking Spanish, fabulous hats, floofy shirts, pike and shot, sword fights, massed ranks, battle on sea and battle on land, pitched battles and one-on-one. Atmospherically shot at night.
Jaw dropping luscious detail.
I just saw the trailer.