Swiss Guard- Ain't Got Nothing

I saw on the news that the Swiss Guard have been tromping around in enormous trousers for 500 years. Yay for them, but what have they got to show for it.
Horrible colour sense and still guarding some freaking undead guy.




Whereas the Lemmings, who may have been a tad inspired by the above are not colour challanged, spunky, allowed to smile and well... all round awesome really.





We also fill out a pair of enormous trousers quite nicely, methinks