I'm embarking on a dangerous mission.
It involves leg hair.

Boys, leave now.

Girls, should you be accursed with this same dreadful affliction, should you be brave enough, come witness my pain and humiliation optimistic foray into the realm of the beauty industry's latest money-grabbing vehicle of the impossible promise - permanent hairlessnessness.

Banishing the Werewolf is the story of one girl's adventure with her new fluorescent pink friend, the curiously named and annoyingly punctuated no!no!