Tired of no one one noticing you??
Are you sick of being ignored? Do you sit unnoticed
on the sidelines while others are picked?
Are you tired of being overlooked?
Get a new scarf ! !
Try the latest scarf fashion and you too will be the center of attention..
(Yeah, yeah, I know most of you are far from cold at the moment, but it's pretty darn nipple-snappin' over here!)