The British army denies it has released man eating badgers in Iraq.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area," said British military spokesman Major Mike Shearer."
Glad they've cleared that up then.
Yank: We're bringing democracy to Iraq!
Brit: Oh. Sorry, we thought you said we were bringing man-eating badgers to Iraq!
Yank: Why the heck would we do that?
Brit: Well, it made as much sense as your reasons for invading in the first place...
Yank: God damn it! We clearly stated that our plan was "Step 1: Invade Iraq. Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit!"
Brit: Ah. It's a bit embarrassing really.
Yank: Who ever heard of "Step 1: Release Man-eating Badgers. Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit!"??!!!
Brit: You're quite right. That doesn't make any sense at all.