Shamus passes on an amusing meme: Enter "yourname needs" into Google - with the quotes - and check out the top 10 results. Apparently, Rob needs:
1) a hero.
2) Rob's Hardhat, item of the week at The Rob Store - The place to get all your Rob needs.
4) a job.
5) a job he really loves.
6) a professional profile on LinkedIn, in the name of Rob Needs.
8) TO SHUT HIS GOB.
10) Most of all Rob needs Jesus. Rob needs a BREAKTHROUGH in the Spirit !!!
...well there ya go. Google doesn't know everything then.