He only comes but once a year...

Not all santas are happy santas. They don't all get lucky. This was illustrated in fine form in a small town in the mists of the blue mountains. This poor guy only spent one night standing tall. We call him flaccid santa.

Of course it doesn't have to be that way. How do you make santa happy? Give him a Christmas tart:


Much, much happier. (Unfortunatly the fishnets didn't come out in the photo but trust me, she's all class.)