I'm DestructoMeg.. Destructo because I break things constantly, usually myself. Take my right foot for example. My middle is strapped at the moment becuase I broke it in September and it's almost starting to stop hurting and heal. So what did I do today? Almost the same thing to my next toe.
Unfortunately it looks worse in real life.. the darker shades on the bruising is closer to black. It HURTS!! Luckily I have Veronica Mars eps and icecream.. should fix anything!
I'm starting to think I shouldn't be allowed out of the house without safety gear.