The acronym URST, in this instance, stands for UnResolved Someone Tension.
Will this drive to identify Fyodor result in a feeling of anticlimax? Are we really prepared for reality? Do we really want to know? Isn't the game of guessing from the little tidbits granted periodically to us better than knowing? What will we do when Fyodor is no longer the man of mystery?
What if upon meeting us he finds us all crap and no longer wants anything to do with us?
What if his parents have put him on a curfew (because he's actually a supersmart 14 year old?)
Do we dare burst the URST?