It was a clash of cultures.
It was an epic struggle between age-old enemies who could not be reconciled. Which IS better for Mardi Gras: Leather or Gold Lame?
Leonidas and the lads from the "Hairy is SO Very" float were firmly of the leather posing pouch camp, so to speak:
But Xerxes knew that it was all about bangles and gold sequins for his budgee-smuggler, and he had the float to prove it:
But what was this? That hairy greased-up band in their capes had stolen the coveted spot at the head of the parade!
Xerxes: Dahling, the janitors sweep up at the _back_ of the parade; move ya buns.
Leonidas: Shan't, sparkly boy, and you can't make me.
There was shoving, and shouting, and kicking, but Leonidas would not budge.
Xerxes: Oooh! You dirty little man! You make me SO angry! Golumn, send in the Ninja Clown Orcs!
NCOs: Rar!
But eventually they hugged and made up, and Mardi Gras found room for Leather AND Lame, together at last.
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